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Big A has a wife.

Or rather, he has a girlfriend whom will someday be his wife.

Or rather, he has a couple of girlfriend who will someday be his wife and the wives of a few other boys.

These are the things that five-year-olds discuss and plan.

I really thought that the boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife discussions would come a bit later. After all, isn’t there supposed to a “cooty” phase in there somewhere?!

His main squeeze is an adorable redhead. They share a birthday and last Thursday their birthday fell on the night of the daycare Christmas program. After all of the classes had a turn at singing their songs, the director asked Big A and his Lady to the front of the stage. She announced that it was their birthday and asked the entire audience to sing “Happy Birthday” to them.

It was adorable!

After the show, they walked around together for a while. Here’s the lovely couple. (And notice the cookie crumbs and sprinkles on Big A’s lips…I swear he is Pig Pen when he eats!)

Big A and his girlfriend

Don’t they make a sweet pair? Notice her bouquet. I think we could start planning the ceremony now.

“Da da da daaaaaa, da da da daaaaaa…”

Yesterday was absolutely gorgeous. Sixty-five degrees of sunny bliss.

The wee beasts were at daycare, but between fetching them and having supper, we took them on a Nature Walk around the neighborhood. We spotted several kinds of pine cones, new leaves, and even a bird’s egg that had fallen to the ground. It was cracked open and oozing yellow yolk which made the Beasts even more intrigued. We cracked it open and saw little birdy guts. Thrilling.

Then at bed time I made a promise that we would go to the park to play today since they would be home with me. I had checked the forecast. Honest. It was supposed to be a repeat of that day. But alas…anyone who lives in the Midwest should know not to make promises based on weather forecasts that are more than 20 minutes in the future. Sometimes even 20 minutes is a stretch.

So today it’s now dreary and raining. I expected to hear cries, have a wailing and flailing fest, and deal with poutiness all day. But they have actually been pretty good.

Big A even announced “It’s such a happy day because the rain grows flowers and worms.”

Hmmm, quite profound. I never thought about the rain growing worms, but he might be on to something there. They do pop out of the ground and wriggle all around the sidewalk when it rains.

Of course, he was also peeking over my shoulder this morning when I was getting my daily dose of The Pioneer Woman and she had instructions for making flower and worm cake and ice cream treats.

The Pioneer Woman's flower treats

And her worm version for boys

If the beasts are still good this afternoon, we might have to make a run to the store for ingredients. The rain might grow some worms for him after all.

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Mar

This story is a bit difficult for me to write. Because I hate the “f” word. Hate it. Always have. (Not THAT F word. I mean with a little “f” as in “fart.”)

Maybe I’m prudish or just old-fashioned, but I’ve never said the “f” word and come from a family that doesn’t use it. So imagine my shock and horror when it popped out of Big A’s mouth the other day.

We were watching SpongeBob when a commercial for Pop-Tarts came on. Big A has never had a Pop-Tart and we don’t usually let him watch shows where he’ll be exposed to kid-targeted commercials.

So I was reading a book to Little A and trying to get  Big A interested rather than let him focus on the ad. All seemed okay for a few minutes. SpongeBob came back on, Big A was riveted, and I thought I had dodged a bullet.

Then out of nowhere he declared:

“Mom, I want a fart!”

“Err, heh, humm, excuse me? You want a what?”

“I want a fart! One of those pop farts! Let’s go to the store so I can get some farts!”

As much as I usually cringe when I hear the word, I almost died laughing this time. I was rendered absolutely speechless. I couldn’t think of anything to say because he said it with such passion and conviction.

The Doc will be amused. I’m considering adding them to the shopping list for this weekend so that The Doc can enjoy Big A talking about his farts in public while we’re going through the store.

Then I might schedule an appointment to get Big A’s hearing checked.

THEN I might contact Kellogg’s and tell them I have the next great product idea. Always thinking about marketing…

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