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In my quest to become a runner, I’ve also become a racer. Of course, the half marathon my friend recruited me for was the reason I started running in the first place. But I’ve completed two races now and have signed up for one more (and am trying to get the courage to do another half marathon in three weeks!).

First up was the Diva Dash. It was a 5k held on March 5th. It was four weeks before the half marathon and I signed up to get a taste of what race day nerves, starting lines and running in packs would feel like before the big day. Oh, and it was cold. Really, really cold. As in 28 degrees with snow flurries cold.

I was so excited the night before. I went to pick up my packet — my very first race packet!!! — and couldn’t stop smiling the entire time I was there. Everyone else was so nonchalant about it, but I was giddy. I put the chip on my shoes and set out my bib so I would be ready in the morning.

Diva Dash 5k bib and shoes

The Doc took the wee beasts to breakfast next to the start/finish line so they would be there to cheer me on. He said I looked terrified standing at the start, but I was really just frustrated with my running app because the GPS couldn’t find me. And I was alone in a pack of women who were all there with friends.

Diva Dash 5k starting line

I actually had fun running the race, and since I was by myself, I played a game of “catch” by picking one person in front of me to catch up with, and when I was even with her, I’d pick another one to catch. I felt pretty good until the last half mile, which was up a huge hill. UGH. I’m not a fan.

I was slowing down until a mom and her 8-year-old daughter came into view. The mom was encouraging her daughter to keep going and I used that as motivation to go, too. If an 8-year-old can get through a freezing 3 miles, there was no way I was going to give up!

I finished in 36:30. (Ignore the time in the pic…I’m going by the chip time!) That’s an 11:45/mile pace. Better than I had expected. I just wanted to beat 12:30 because that’s what I needed in the half marathon.

Diva Dash 5k finish line

So what did I learn during my trial run? First, that I really can be a runner! Second, that I won’t finish last. Third, that I needed to ditch the “serious runner” look at the finish line and go for a gloriously happy smile-from-ear-to-ear look for my big race.

One month later, the big day had arrived: Saturday, April 2, 2011. The Rock the Parkway Half Marathon was on. I hadn’t run in a week because of severe ankle pain. Luckily, though, I’m married to The Doc. He fixed me up with tape so I looked like a super hero.

Taped up for Rock the Parkway

Ankle taped for Rock the Parkway

It was cold again, though, so I didn’t get to show off my fancy tape because I needed tights to stay warm. My friend, Sherri, came over and we walked down to the starting line.

Ready for Rock the Parkway

The race was awesome! Awesome. We started strong and had a few tough spots on the hills. A little GU, a little water and Gatorade, and we kept going. And going. And going. And going…

Now I get to sound all running-geeky and throw out a term I didn’t even know a few months ago: I ran the race with a negative split! Woo hoo! I flew the last two miles. Now, I had only completed two long runs of 8 miles before the race, so I had no idea how those additional five miles would feel. But they were great. I had energy. My legs felt solid and strong. And for those last two miles, I ran all out.

The Doc took my two wee beasts and Sherri’s angel to the finish line to wait. The boys had on shirts that said things like “My Mom runs fast” and “Go, Mommy, Go!”

Kids at the Rock the Parkway finish line

And here I come. I’m smiling big. I’ve been practicing this Photo Op Smile for the last half mile.

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Rock the Parkway finish

I’m crossing the finish line at 2:43:14.

What? You don’t see me? Yes, well, that’s because at the precise moment I was finishing the race, my beasts (we call them that for a reason) decided they wanted to run off and play. The Doc had a decision to make: Be a good hubby and get my photo or be a good daddy and get my kids. I guess he made the right choice.

He did make it back in time to get a few pics of me when they handed me a finishers medal.

Finishing the Rock the Parkway Half Marathon

So there is at least some evidence that I did indeed run the race!

And finally my super support team came over to give me hugs and kisses and tell me how huge my medal was. (And it is a huge medal!)

Rock the Parkway Half Marathon medal

So next up? I didn’t run much the next few weeks because my ankle really hurt. I’m dreaming of the Hospital Hill half marathon on June 4th, but it’s hills and I haven’t been training as much as I should have been. We’ll see…

I am signed up for the Warrior Dash in July. If you haven’t heard of it, follow the link. I am so excited to get to do it. I’ve even started lifting weights again to get some musk-les on my muscleless frame so I can survive it. After getting my big honkin’ medal, I’m in need of a lovely Viking hat to wear with it!

What races do you run each year? What have you run so far and what’s yet to come on your schedule?

If you look back at my “fitness” category of posts, you’ll find three that date before today. Three. And one of those was about starting the C25K program. That was way back on May 27th.

If you’re familiar with the C25K plan, it’s a schedule of walk/run days that progress to only running over the course of nine weeks.

Today’s date? Not nine weeks later.

What happened back in May was that I started running right when temperatures started to go into the triple digits. Not the optimal conditions for a non-conditioned person to make a foray into the world of outdoor fitness.

So my dreams of being a runner were put on hold. Again.

Fast forward to early October. That’s when my friend said she wanted to run a half marathon and needed a volunteer to run with her. Aha! Motivation. A tangible goal and deadline. Those are just what I needed to get my rhombus-butt back in gear.

I dug out my C25K podcasts, threw on my running shoes, and headed out the door. I had a lingering cough from a cold that I couldn’t seem to kick, but I was determined to run. My breathing was labored. My chest burned. Very, very badly. But I made it around the neighborhood following the plan.

Then a couple of days later, I couldn’t take a breath without feeling a sharp, stabbing pain in my chest. I started joking that I might have pneumonia. A trip to the doctor and a set of x-rays later, it was confirmed: pneumonia AND pleurisy. Running was on hold again.

Two months and a few different antibiotics later, I was stepping into my running shoes again.

December 5, 2010 is the day I finally started running on a regular basis. Since I’ve managed to stick to it this time, it’s the day I can look back on as the day I became a runner.

I’ve run a lot in the past three months. At first, I was so excited by my progress that I was actually adding in extra running days and was on a fast track to overtraining and running myself down. So I scaled back and completed the C25K program as planned. I’ve since started on an accelerated program to get in shape for the half marathon.

Last weekend, I ran SIX MILES. From not being able to run 30 seconds to running six miles in three months.

I am a runner.

No. More than that…

I AM A RUNNER!!!

I recently decided I needed to get my backside in gear and get into shape again. I’m not sure what shape I could call myself right now: hexagon, trapezium, ellipse, sphere…

I feel like a rhombus. Not the shape, but the name has a certain flabby ring to it, don’t ya think?

And it just so happens that yesterday I received an email from EverythingMom.com with an article about 5 current fitness trends. I liked the look of one, the C25K plan (Couch to 5k) that promised to make a runner out of me.

I’m not a runner, let me make that perfectly clear. I know runners. They are my friends. But I don’t get the appeal. I admire my runner friends and have always envied their legs and glutes (when they don’t know I’m looking!), so I decided that I would follow the plan and try to make my glutes the envy of the neighborhood.

One site had a really handy place to download podcasts of music set to the timing of the plan. Unfortunately, as I set off to run this morning, I discovered that Week One didn’t download. Not to worry, I thought. Week 2 can’t possibly be that bad.

And since I’m a bit of a rhombus, I didn’t think it would be fair to subject people in my neighborhood to the sight of my jiggling, panting self on the first day. So I decided to run in my backyard.

We have a huge yard. Huge. And most of it is surrounded by honeysuckle vines that are at least 10 feet tall, so it’s like a big private park. Plenty of privacy. Only the dogs would be victimized by seeing me run, and they actually spent much of the time sleeping in a sunny corner. Lucky beasts.

I, however, ran.

Oh, did I mention that we also live on a hill and that our entire yard is sloped? So half the time I was running down hill (yea!) but the other half I was running up hill. Something tells me that hill-running isn’t necessarily in the C25K Week 1 or Week 2 plan.

The first couple of laps were not so bad. “I can do this,” I thought to myself. Then I hit the uphill portion of lap three. Suddenly I was afraid I was supposed to walk for a few minutes before running. I really didn’t remember if the planned intervals of walking and running started with walking OR running. Hmmm, as tired as I was, I was pretty sure I should have been walking to start things off nice and slow.

So I changed to walking. Just up the hill, of course.

But then the music changed and it was rather upbeat, too. I was really confused, because it didn’t sound more geared towards walking. Or running. Or anything other than exhuberent grave-digging because that’s what I felt like I was doing. So instead I kept going, walking and running as my labored breathing dictated. And since I felt like I was cheating the system (yes, one Day 1!), when I reached the top of the hill each lap, I threw in some pushups, tricep dips or lunges. OMG…now I hurt all over instead of just in my lower half. What what I thinking?!

I admit I didn’t run/walk the entire time I was supposed to. In fact, the podcast just finished as I was typing this. But I tried! And I think I need to go back and download Week 1 before I try again tomorrow. And I need to read the instructions again to figure out if I should start each session walking or running.

Tomorrow, I will start again. But on a flat surface of instead of the backyard.

Sorry, neighbors. I’ve warned you. Just turn and look away.

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